ROASTMYRESUME.AI

AI resume roast agency

Your resume is hiding the good part.

Upload your resume for a brutally honest AI roast, a clear score, and specific fixes. Laugh at the weak spots, then turn them into a sharper resume, LinkedIn profile, and interview story.

Roast my resume freeSee how it works

Private by default · No training on your files · Delete anytime

ROASTMYRESUME.AI │ ├── 🎯 CORE PROMISE │ ├── Upload resume → AI brutally roasts it + gives score │ ├── Free roast = funny, shareable, ego-driven │ └── Paid unlock = actual fix: rewrite, LinkedIn glow-up, interview prep │ ├── 🧲 VIRAL LOOP │ ├── Free roast card/video with watermark │ ├── Share to unlock full roast OR invite 1 friend = 1 credit │ ├── Friends upload → leaderboard: “Most Roasted Resume” │ └── TikTok/Reels format: “I let AI roast my resume” │ ├── 👥 TARGET │ ├── Gen Z grads │ ├── Career switchers │ ├── Laid-off tech workers │ ├── Bootcamp grads │ └── B2B: universities, outplacement firms, career coaches │ ├── 💰 REVENUE │ ├── $9 → Full roast + PDF rewrite │ ├── $19 → LinkedIn profile glow-up │ ├── $49/mo → Job Hunt Club: weekly AI + human resume reviews │ └── $500+/mo → B2B licensing for career centers │ ├── 📣 CHANNELS │ ├── TikTok / IG Reels / YouTube Shorts │ ├── Reddit: r/resumes, r/jobs, r/careerguidance │ ├── Discord: college + job-hunt servers │ ├── LinkedIn: “Roast My Resume” challenge │ └── College career centers │ ├── 🛠 MVP / 7-DAY LAUNCH │ ├── Day 1: Landing page + waitlist │ ├── Day 2: Upload + GPT-4 roast engine │ ├── Day 3: Stripe checkout │ ├── Day 4: Share-card generator │ ├── Day 5: Seed 20 TikToks/Reels │ ├── Day 6: Referral unlock │ └── Day 7: Public launch │ ├── 🛡 MOATS │ ├── Proprietary roast tone + job-outcome data │ ├── Library of viral share assets │ └── Community leaderboards + streaks │ ├── ⚠️ RISKS │ ├── Privacy → delete files, opt-in only, no training │ └── Hurt feelings → “roast then help” tone hero

The founder promise

Roast, then help.

The jokes expose fuzzy writing; every punchline points toward a practical improvement.

Your file stays yours.

Uploads are handled privately, never used for model training, and can be deleted.

No fake certainty.

AI suggestions are clearly framed, with human review available when the stakes are higher.

From cringe to credible

A roast with an actual recovery plan.

Built for grads, career switchers, bootcamp alumni, and tech workers who need useful feedback without corporate sugar-coating.

  1. 01

    Upload and get scored

    Get a fast read on clarity, impact, relevance, formatting, and the phrases making recruiters quietly move on.

  2. 02

    Take the full roast

    Unlock line-by-line feedback and a shareable roast card. Share it for fun—or invite a friend to earn another credit.

  3. 03

    Rebuild the application

    Turn the critique into a rewritten PDF, a stronger LinkedIn profile, and interview preparation grounded in your actual experience.

Core upgrade

A rewrite that still sounds like you.

Replace vague bullets with concise, outcome-led language while preserving the experience you can confidently defend in an interview.

Before

Responsible for helping with customer onboarding.

After

Guided new customers through onboarding, reducing repeated support questions with a clearer setup checklist.

LinkedIn glow-up

Sharper headline, About section, experience copy, and recruiter-friendly positioning.

Job Hunt Club

Weekly AI and human reviews for applications that improve as your search evolves.

Choose your comeback

Start free. Pay when you want the fix.

Free roast

$0

Score, highlights, and a watermarked card worth sending to the group chat.

Ongoing support

Job Hunt Club

$49/mo

Weekly AI and human resume reviews for active job seekers who need more than one pass.

Ready for honesty?

Your resume can take a joke. Your job search needs the truth.

Upload it, get the score, and leave with a clearer path to the next interview.

Get roasted free